'I've been sitting at this party, on the couch now for three hours
i've been waiting for the bathroom, but the queue is out the door
Eleven beers, that ain't so much now, maybe also had a shot
i wanna see that yellow rainbow, i don't think i ask a lot

Maybe i'll go down to the station, (i'll be so free)
find an empty public place (You know I need)
to relieve my inner tension, (it makes me sad)
take the purple out my face

i wanna see that vacant sign now, let me turn it white to red
engaged is what i wanna be now, cos it's running down my leg

I am desperate for the can now, (you know I am)
I am badly up the creek (a dying man)
can you help me cross the room cos, (don't hug me please)
I am dying for a leak

Got my legs crossed really tight now, need to squeeze my pain away
i'm looking at the kitchen sink now, what are people gonna say

Em B aug+ Lead Solo

might as well just drink more beer now,cos i'm not prepared for this
let me thru, go down the stairs now, cos i need to take a piss

Where's the garden, I'm on my knees here (I'm on the floor)
can you help me, be a mate (Now where's the door)
hey don't push, i've spilled my beer now, (oh what a waste)
or is it ..... NC
Oh no !! it's too damned late !!!